GT vs the ninja Rain part trois. Enter the Traffic Ninja

Yesterday was by far one of the most difficult days faced. Tired from battling all week I got out of bed showered got ready for work and took my atmospheric condom up as a safety precaution although it wasn’t raining. Better to have it and not use it than to not use it at all they taught me in the ninja academy. Got to work, all was well. Did my work. All is well. At about 3pm when the day of a shinobi is winding down to its end, it began. The most menacing attack ever seen. You could actualy see it coming

ninja rain SHIIIKAI the visibility was not great at all. I saw buildings vanish into nothing ness. as the white shroud encrouched upon our shinobi territory. This contintued for about 20 minutes but our fortified base stood strong.. Staring down from the 5th floor I saw people walking through the water filed streets. Practising their mizu jutsus.. pitty their chakra control wasn’t top class cause they could walk above the water.

Eventually the attack subsided.. and i sat in my cubicle and laughed.. heh.. you still missed me… Good try though.. I respect you as a shinobi. I left the work fortress at 4:30 on the dot. it was raining but not that bad. A friend of mine actually owns a mechanical creature which is called a winguard. He dropped me at this bus stop i spoike about recently.. I didn’t have to shout the word like the sand creatures did to the wild mechanical beasts, I guess this one was suffisticated. I mounted one of the wild mechanical beasts at approximately 5pm to head to the tree which is cut in half. A friend of mine has a command center there and I was required to meet with him and some other comrades. after 5 minutes of free flow driving the ninja rain showed me something.. IT WAS NOT WORKING ALONE TODAY. IT TOO HAD COMRADES.. and there entered the traffic ninja. in co-operation with the rain.. there was a gridlock of mechanical beasts. They all went confused. the human at the reigns were all either stupid,, scared of battle or mesmerized by the wipers.. they all just sat there. Where does this traffic start? where does it end.. it took me an entire 2 hours to get fromd own town th “half way tree”. disgusting.

BLAST YOU NINJA RAIN.. BLAST!!!

8 Responses

  1. Jamsprint

    atmospheric condom, really now…
    LOL

  2. scratchie

    I’ll just say ditto. 2 hours from downtown to Maxfield Avenue and then half an hour to Red Hills Road. You would think I was heading to Ochi or Mobay. :(

  3. bobby

    The ninja traffic terrifies…. its never ending body how it pools all the mechanical beast together … and if you mount a mechanical beast who has no internal environment system you die slowly *shudder* they scare nme bad….

  4. Stunner

    LOL! I like your account of the rain and traffic! I just stayed back in the office and relaxed until minutes to 8pm when the traffic subsided somewhat.

  5. owen

    where there is rain there is traffic, I haven’t been to half way tree lately. would it be better if you go a mechanical thing of your own?

  6. Jamaican Dawta

    Sorry you had a rough time. Great storytelling though. BTW, if you didn’t have your “atmospheric condom”, should I have expected to hear some news later on? :)

  7. Taylor

    but of course.. you’ve never heard of influenza impregnatis..?

    beware.

  8. Gordon Swaby

    Why the f*** are comments off on your latest post?

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