What kind of Blogger am I
Friday, October 19th, 2007
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Bleh.. w/e i dont even know what kind of person i am sometimes.. i blog cause i wanna.
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Bleh.. w/e i dont even know what kind of person i am sometimes.. i blog cause i wanna.
Yesterday was by far one of the most difficult days faced. Tired from battling all week I got out of bed showered got ready for work and took my atmospheric condom up as a safety precaution although it wasn’t raining. Better to have it and not use it than to not use it at all they taught me in the ninja academy. Got to work, all was well. Did my work. All is well. At about 3pm when the day of a shinobi is winding down to its end, it began. The most menacing attack ever seen. You could actualy see it coming
the visibility was not great at all. I saw buildings vanish into nothing ness. as the white shroud encrouched upon our shinobi territory. This contintued for about 20 minutes but our fortified base stood strong.. Staring down from the 5th floor I saw people walking through the water filed streets. Practising their mizu jutsus.. pitty their chakra control wasn’t top class cause they could walk above the water.
Eventually the attack subsided.. and i sat in my cubicle and laughed.. heh.. you still missed me… Good try though.. I respect you as a shinobi. I left the work fortress at 4:30 on the dot. it was raining but not that bad. A friend of mine actually owns a mechanical creature which is called a winguard. He dropped me at this bus stop i spoike about recently.. I didn’t have to shout the word like the sand creatures did to the wild mechanical beasts, I guess this one was suffisticated. I mounted one of the wild mechanical beasts at approximately 5pm to head to the tree which is cut in half. A friend of mine has a command center there and I was required to meet with him and some other comrades. after 5 minutes of free flow driving the ninja rain showed me something.. IT WAS NOT WORKING ALONE TODAY. IT TOO HAD COMRADES.. and there entered the traffic ninja. in co-operation with the rain.. there was a gridlock of mechanical beasts. They all went confused. the human at the reigns were all either stupid,, scared of battle or mesmerized by the wipers.. they all just sat there. Where does this traffic start? where does it end.. it took me an entire 2 hours to get fromd own town th “half way tree”. disgusting.
BLAST YOU NINJA RAIN.. BLAST!!!
The triumphant return of the ninja village of sky fluid.. Or so they thought.. I was caought off gaurd with its first attack of large liquid shirukens which gradual got thinner but still hit hard… The attack was carefully thought out.. hit the strong hold with enough shiruken till some break through (leaks).. and keep the feircest part of the attack for when the ninja’s leave the fortress.
On heading out to the hidden village on the edge of the water in the land of portmore I was under heavy fire.. but i managed to make it home… after battling the mechanical beasts.. along with the sand like people of starwars who fought to mount these said mechanical creatures. I stood at the mechanical beast feeding ground for about 2 hours waiting untill the time was right where i caught one off gaurd and was able to mount it.. many of the sand like people of starwars valiantly fought to get in.. Eventually we were off.. we road the beast all the way to the land of portmore.. where i dismounted it at this very odd looking contraption they called a “bus stop” ironically the sand folk also yelled the name of the thing.. and the beast came to a halt on hearing it.. how can this one phrase command an action. and be a thing at the same thing.. Powerful word in the land of portmore i assumed.
My journey was coming to an endhowever i had to cross the open lot of saturated soil.. the church yard and walk a few feet to get home. I got to my hidden hidden secret village at 7:00 pm after leaving the fortress of Work at 4:30.
What adventures await me today.
Feels good to see your work in the newspapers.. Gotta say. When i saw it in the sunday gleaner then another weekly gleaner and then the youthlink.. Definatly made me feel good. thanks for the snap shot gordon. I wanted to but definately wasn’t gonna do it.
If you didn’t believe they were aliens well now you have proof. Watch the zerg swarm englulf the humans. Its just a matter of time now before the uprising..
lol. i’m kidding so if i got korean readership. note that i’m just fooling around. I’m a sarcraft fan thats all. Thats real talent though, to keep that many people syncronized. my high school teacher once put my entire class in a field tied us all in a robe and tried to get us to walk as 1 unit and that was an immence failure.
Even if your not a biblical person in anyway shape or form the truth of the matter is one way or another this world we know will come to pass. Look how htings are shaping up already. Its the scary truth we all need to realize is out there. Freedom is nothing but a word spoken now. Its underlying meaning is long dead.
Bruce golding is in talks with a foriegn company about them digging in jamaican waters for oil. This is great for the economy.. well possibly. but it also has potential negative effects. I dont wanna hear we goign to war with americca for the oil in our waters.. You can already tell the outcome of that.. we’ld be blown off the planet.
Its been about 2 days since I blogged right.. not because i didn’t want to. So much I had to say. Now that its stewed so much on my brain i dont think its worth talking about much anyway… I was on tv on wednesday morning. The tvj morning program (insert name of it here). Discussing soem blogging thing for my company. Gleaner Online’s golocal in schools net generation competition. the details of the project is kinda unclear to me and i’m really not that interested. I just gotta understand the general needs relative to the blog and i can move on with my part of the project n hopefully be off and onto another project and leave that one in the rareview mirror of my development cycle.
Being on tv wasn’t that ad. kinda frightening at first but then your on and your done so quick you realize bleh.. why get worked up. Anyway. Yesterday i went to the bank. to pay my credit card bill. it was a big bill. a big blazing bitch of a bill and i hadd to wait in line to pay.. my prize for standing and waiting in a bank line for almost 1hr was to give this bastard alot of money.. siiiigh. i also got to elink my card so i can now check my credit balances without calling the annoying people at ncb customer care thingy. on my way back to work.i walked through knutsford blvrd. Snapped a couple photos. but i’m not sure they came out that great (havent’ checked yet) beccause of the weather.. definatly need to get me some polarizing filters.. its a necessity here apparently for landscape photogaphers.
oh and yesterday i dubbed the day of the titties. I saw so many awesome looking bust’s just walking around man.. dayuuuumm.. made you just wanna scream MIILLLLKKKK MAIIIIDENS lol. thats it. I gotta leave for work now so later..
oohhh one more thing. think i watching too much heroes yknow. Yesterdaday i in my office n i realize my phone reach florida and i threw both hands in the air and shouted at the top of my voice “YATTA” like i was hiro nakamura.. and then the puzzled stares came.. and i wanted to sink into my cubilce and wish i could teleport away like hiro.. not the most cool thing to do in public eeh? but i didn’t really care i was elated that i wasn’t robbed on ebay of $344 to be exact. I’m happy so yatta all the way bitches you dont like it i’ll take you to the 16 century and leave you there.
I’ve always read about this but never actually seen a real life example. Meaning someone go into a market place in need of a job and just said.. hmmm since there are no jobs available i will create one for my self. I”m not sure of who is responsible for it in jamaica. Or it was just something that happen by chance. However a new occupation has been created.. and it is called “bus loader”.
Now you may laugh and say WHAT THE FUCKIS THIS YUTE TALKING BOUT (typing bout). Well its simple. I”ve seen it morning after morning and its the same set of people therefore i can basically say that is their occupation. They get up. really early. Hit the bus stops and convice people that this is the bus they need to take to get to their destination. This allows the conductor to rest up.. or help them.. so they can get out of the bus park in a quicker manner. This in turns increases efficiency and overall productivity for the day and up revenues for the week. Less time on the bus stand is equivalent to more trips which is equivalent to more money. The price they pay is minimal. I think I’ve seen them pay each bus loader 20 dollars on each load.
Note the relationship between the loaders and the bus’s are strictly free lance and a many to one relationship sometimes 5 guys are loading one bus. anyway. the amount of buss’s tha tpass through a bus station / stand in a day are.. like i dunno (ALOT) and they pass through several times a day. I”m really curious to know how much cash do they earn on a daily basis. It must be decent. not substantial but decen enough for them to come out the next day. and the next day and the next day.
Kind of an interesting observation I’ve been making over the past weeks. Just thought I’ld share.
When a noob gets enlisted on my blog roll it means for me that they have entered their final phase of deenoobification. sometmes a long process blah blah blah.. i’m just bullshitting.. n you know this man. :p anyway. yeh.. you’ve been blog rolled
Tofu Sandou (robots rule man)
Sparkplug (that mc hammer kid is tha boss lol)
NuffCrap (you write interesting tings more time
Really good advertisment. Love the concept. not bad cg either.. probably a very expensive ad campaign.