Archive for the Rant category

Hewlett Packard you muther fuckers.

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Your dirty muther fucker.. now you low down dirty mother fucker and i do not mean that in a shaft cool kind of way. you disgusting sniveling cheap ass peice of hardware making substandard media personal computer piece of shit company. WHAT THE FUCK MAN. So a few months ago i get a new notebook the hp dv6000. A note book i have wanted ever since i first saw it.. like a rolls royce among the media pc’s in my opinion.. but this is clearly based on looks alone it has the guts of a bycicle. The first thign to happen was the display went. I eventually got the monitor replaced. Then the wireless card stopped working. nothing i could do about that i decided i’ld just use a lan cable and call it a day. now last night I get home about to burn a cd for a best friend on booting up.. 3 beeps 1 long 2 short. What does that translate to? DEAD VIDEO ADAPTER.. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH HEWLETT PACKARD. based on the fact that the video adapter is soldered to the mother board i’m gonna have to buy a new mobo which is probably the same as buying a new notebook. In some regard i’m like fuck laptops in general cuz the design is just so stupid if one thing goes i gotta change almost everything because its all designed as 1 block soldered together except for ram of course. 

My situation at the current moment is pretty fucked up. I do free lance photography in this state i cannot post process my image. I do webdevelopment for my self I cannot work on my own projects. I’m basically cripped on my earning grounds. hp you really really fucked me in a non gay way. worse decission i ever made to date was selling my inspiron 6400 and buying the dv6000. the inspirons only problem was it had missing screws. but i’ld take missing screw over not having a fucking laptop to use anyday of the week. hp should just go bankrupt tomorrow. I dont think any one can understand how much i’m hating this company right now.

The resolutions was a macbook but after having the night to calm down i’ve decided to build a powerhouse-ish desktop and buy one of those sub  400 dollar netbooks for when i’m on the road. the powerhouse-ish pc will really be focusing on photography post processing.

will want a 22 inch monitor 20 minimum. That screen realestate really comes in handy when post processing. The processor i’m thinking a core 2 dou or at least a core dou. Memory 2 gigs and hd 250 – 500. The rest can be whatever for all i care. but desktop is the next purchase then a cheap notebook.

thanks for rreading my rant if you made it this far. and just for re-iteration

See the world crying for hp’s fuck up

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH HP.. FUCKING PRICKS.  make yourself useful and send me a new notebook or something.

David Hasslehoff… has a music video… Why was this made possible?

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

no long talking but wtf has the music industry been reduced to.. There’s real talent out there that wish they could get a deal and cant manage to meet the right people or get that break they need.. but david hasslehoff gets a music video.. Damn yo.. its a sad sad world.

Honey Bun you Mother Fuckers

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

You know what really sucks. i mean really really really sucks. When you buy honey bun cheese bread AND THERE’S NO FUCKING CHESE IN IT.. Shit man.. I just ate through the whole thing wondering where the hell is it. where is the cheese. They robbed me dammit.. and i cant do anything about it… i’m sorry for the rant i just had to really let that out..

*inhale.. exhale*.. DAMMIT MAN.

Gay-ness and the media

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

The homosexual thing is at its height right now yow.. everywhere you look is gay this gay that girl on girl, guy on guy.. fuckry.. it must stop. WTF man.. go and get real gyal like seriously. tired of it now yow..

bun up in a di fire.. bun up.. there are worse but idont even want it on ma blog.. i just poitning out the fuckry..

Consumer Electronics Show… seriously why bother?

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

First off I DID NOT GO. What is important about this entry has to do with the “WHY” behind me not going. The truth of the matter is there is absolutely nothing of remote interest at the local consumer electronic shows (here after refered to as ces). Its 2007, and plasma screen tv’s, monitors, and fridges aren’t new anymore.  Get better technology here or dont bother with the whole show.. Like seriously. DIGG this jamaican consumers that are into tech.. SURE AS HELL DO NOT BUY THIER GADGETRY OUT HERE. ebay(be carefull) , amazon (trust worthy and safe) and best buy is where they probably lurk. Or they travel and buy if they can afford it. Digicel safe your sponsorship money you just squandered it.
The standards of technological advancement for the tech inclined consumer is way too low in jamaica.. nothing close to even curbing the apitite of a gadget enthusiast. non of these shows are worth your time

The truth… thats all it is.

Lady trying to get her freak on on the students shoulder.

Friday, September 21st, 2007

I”m on my way to work all of a sudden I hear this woman.. or so i thought cussing.. “this batty boy.. a battyboy school that you a guh..” so i remove my headphones completely in a WTF manner. then i see this little kid.. the’s the reciever of the harsh words. Turns out the lady is grinding her croch on the kids shoulder n he’s like ease off me. n seh’s getting all pissy becaue he’s refusing to let her croch grind his shoulder.

first of all. 1. thats nasty

secondly. She was hidious

third. did i mention thats so nasty.

The big surprise though was the fact that the people around him said.. you must like woman.. you nuffi shy from dem yute. dont turn batty man.

I’M LIKE WTF MAN.. ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING STUPID.. WHAT SHE IS DOING IS WRONG WHAT SHE IS DOING IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG. so i start talking loud now.. outloud “are these people sane,, Good God What the hell is this place coming to. This old woman is grinding her self on a lil kid n he’s not confortable n ya’ll saying he should accept it.” man fuck that.

Jamaican people truely are dark at times. like abysmal level dark.

Poor kid i hope there was a shower at school or he had an extra shirt or something.. maybe he might need to go to the doctor cause that dry hump may have bruised his shoulder.. fucking disgusting man.

Fuck online purchasing from ebay

Monday, September 17th, 2007

I’m tired of this shit. I’m done buying shit unless its from amazon or bandh. The main reason behind my card was domain names and photography equipment and those things are safe and sure to be delivered in the time specified. Ebay on the other hand gives you nothing but bullshit. Every ebay purchase I’ve done so far about 3, goes wrong.. I get my item and they all work perfect.. However i get em like ages after i should. As I’ve said I’ve purchased my htc tytn. From this guy on ebay. Same person that RCP bought his from. He got his today.. I bought mine like 2 days after him. His has been in jamaica from friday. and was actually in waiting in miami from the week before. Like i said I bought mine 2 ddays after. where the fuck is my item. like seriously. no tracking number for me.. i as not emailed one. rcp got the info from the guy as soon as he asked for it.. bottom line is fuck ebay. like seriously. I like certainty too much to gamble with ebay purchases anymore.

Techies and Geeks a thing of the past

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

I’ve noticed this a long time ago but i think I’ve been in denial and I put alot of effor into not believing or realizing it. However sometimes no matter how hard you hide from the truth it eventually catches up to you. Techies are a thing of the past. The net is overran by facebook junkies and core morons that really dont know much about the net and its history or anything about anything at all.

Now you can blame em. Ignorance is ignorance attack it at its source. Where is that. I’m not sure. However social networking sites are killing the internet and poisoning the the brains of the youngings coming up. God bless places like system n hakk5 and revision3 and so on. keep up the good work. Fight the good fight of internet noobness. Freeing as many minds as you possibly can.

The Disease Called Lazy.. The sin called Sloth

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

As of late.. I have been really annoyed by this character Trait in a few people I know. Generally The excuse for people who suffer from the disease or commit the sin is.. “I cant”, “I dont like to” then appened the action to whatever it is they’re lazy towards doing… You may say.. sometimes people genuinely cant achieve a particular thing.. WRONG.. they cant do it because they’re to lazy to keep trying.

It disgusts me. I dont know how else to say it,, but it really irks me,, especially when i see things done.. and not done properly, oh and not because of lack of knowledge relative to subject matter or lack of abilty.  BUT GOD DAM LAZINESS MAN.. JUST GENUINE DISGUSTING LAZINESS. IT NEEDS TO STOP. People cant expect to achieve anything with this kind of characteristic traits and more outrightly said FLAWS. I’m speaking to my self when typing this when it comes to certain things.

Anybody in business with me or intends to do business with me in the future better understand this as well.

Seem’s I’ve been ripped.. Copied.. imitated..

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Yesterday night i’m browsing doing my regular statistic checks right.. I came across this website called entertainmentjade  right. and i notice something familiar. on further looking i noticed the fellows copied events.in876.com in some regard. I am certain and when i say certain i do mean certain, that we were the first to have the ajax flyer view. and the hover over tip.. you guys saw me highlight those same changes here on this blog and those highlights were posted weeks after they were actually implemented. I was copied and not even in a subtle manner they changed nothing.. absolutely nothing. a blatant copy they even used the same image icon from events (right click save as)..

Its okay though. Its kind of flattering. imitation that is.. Its like I”m better so you gotta copy the person with more vision and devel skill. funy thing is that each time they catch up we distance ourselves with more ingenius and enginuitive ways.

Ahh man you should have seen my facial expresion when i saw this last night. If you dont believe me see for your self

the original: events.in876.com

the mimic / copy: entertainmentjade.com/ 

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