I’ve noticed a trend in the blogosphere. Well my immediate one that is. Everybody is fucking gone.  Nobody’s blogging that much anymore WTF man. Scratchie drop in everyonce in a while same ting wid stunna. go fareen and only blog twice since being back.. sup wid dat. Spice i dunno wah she deh pon.. (happy belated btw sweetheart). Owen.. put the wii mote down you cracker stop the mental rambleand start typing. (still ma nigga though). Gordon exam dem done and him still not blogging. The Great Leon Robinson I presume is at a loss as its summer, schools out and he has no internet at home.. Kid if i couldd i’ld speed up your net acquisition process you deserve it. Adrian leave the titty bar dem alone and blog more. Enigma and bartergeek. The 1 blog entry a month nah cut it fix it. Patience is a virtue bwoy me na like i just stop check all together. Jamaipanese you gwaan good you and madbull very consistent.. Represesnt the endz.

oh  and Profound turn that silly commenting shit off.. Not everybody use wordpress.org I host my own blog so i dont have a wp acccount so i cannot login to comment and i will not sign up just to comment

So its not a biggie but our server re-compiled today. The cracker that did the compile isn’t extensively familiar with linux. Not as much as he used to anyway. So some things that really and truely are simple him might not rmemeber to do. The cracker rebuilt apache n clearly a new conf file and ini file for php got built. the built excluded the gd.so extension so all usage of imagecreate from jpg png or gif are failing.. and a few of my sites look like shit at the moment because of unsighly errors msg’s. its reallys imple to fix but the cracker taking him own sweet time. Its good that i dont have special abilities cause i’ld do mean things. I’ld teleport smack him upside the head fix it then get back to work… dammit man.. unsightly errors that reveal my server paths.. well a gone comment out things till it get fixed.

I had a nokia 6111 a few months back. a neat little phone. slider camera video recorder. nice. very sleek phone. It had a flaw though nokia built the phone stupid. The slider springs can easily cut the ribbon that attaches the screen to the board. That is exactly what happened to mine and quite alot of other people.

Anyway i ordered a replacement ribbon from ebay all the way from china. I thought i was ripped off because 2 months had past and I hadn’t gotten the damn thing. 3 maybe 4 months later i get a package.. the stupid ribbon. I still have the hpoen in a ziplock  bag but its missing a part that i sold (the friggin screen). How upsetting. (Roaaaaawwwrrr).

but its fine i still plan to sell it as parts. But lesson learn from all this dont buy it from china unless you got all the time in the world

So i saw this kid on x site doing the duncest thing ever. I dont like the word dunce.. I dont like kirsten dunst because her name sounds similar to the word. The concept annoys me as i think no one is stupid just some slower than others. But omfg this kid is retarded. Pre-tarded even (prematurely retarded).

Check out the guy selling his service on a highly trafficed technology forum which people who work for microsoft reside and visit daily.

Posted by internet_dunce:

Ill install Windows Vista on your machine that you assembled yourself. Ill install Home Basic, Home Premium, Business and Ultimate only. After the installation ill give you the restoration DVDs if you have any problem.

PS: After im through with the installation, it will be activated as OEM and can be validated on the Microsoft website. Your machine will NOT be illegal!

Cost of installation:
Home Basic: $3500
Home Premium: $4000
Business: $4500
Ultimate: $5000

If you are smart, call me at: (HOLD SHIFT KEY) $!$^^)* (only coders can understand that) LOL!

After reading this i only had one question to ask.. Is you stupid or is you STUPID!!!! come on now. Grow a brain, Wise up. Stop stealing software.

then the last part is so insulting only programmers would understand. DO NOT INSULT THE INTERNET COMMUNITY AS THEY CAN RUN CIRCLES AROUND YOU. WITH YOUR 5 YEAR OLD CONTACT NUMBER ENCRIPTION

YOU JACKASS

As of late i been taking allot of pictures… with my qtek nice shots but it would be so much nicer provided i had my dslr. The members of photoja doing them thing with some really nice pics I cant wait to get my cam so i can make their eyes bleed with envy ofmy photo skilluism

here’s a thumb of a shot that a member took recently:

YES YES YES.. I DONT CARE IF YOUR TIRED OF READING IT.. BUT I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. THESE PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.

The people are tired of it, restless, Yesterday i saw a ntcs class buss get into the inner mind of the people and just toyed with them like play doe. The guy pulls up to the ocean of people and just parks and says.. we are not going where your going. I’m like wtf.. he says that for about 10 - 15 minutes. with no other means of getting home the people become restless. eventually he says.. hmm alright but 5 - 6 per row.. the people joyfully cram them selves in the bus.. like sardines in a tin. I watched in disgust as they smirked at the desperate people trying to get home. like monkeys running wildly to  the cage to get a bannana..

My drama came shortly after. I went to my bus stop.. i just wasted abotu 20 mins of my mine watching an event unfold that seemed like a small theme from the novel tom sawyers. so i’m thinking i’m late to pick up a gamecube that i was buying for my lil bro’s birthday. I was early the person was still not there despite me calling earlier to say.. i was where i should be.. hoping they would get there before me or at least the same time.  I get my came cube I talked about the huge inconsistencies in jamaica re people being successful despite the harsh system they face, trying to figure out the logic behind it, the resultant answer was drugs voilence and prostitution. maybe we’ll get a statue for the prostitues soon too.. and a park.. maybe. I stare out into the ocean of darkness. drowned out by the particles voices. An empty jutc premium pulls into the bus park and a sudden wave rages towards the vessel. thrashing on its door bring it to a halt. I try swimming as fast as i ccould to get in.. Real water makes its way onto the scene from the angry clouds above I am drenched.. I stood still in the murky waters. tired, annoyed frustrated. finally placing foot on the step of the premium i step up to hear.. hmm passengers we will not be going to “where i live” GREAT…. just fucking great.. i stay on anyway cuase i figured close to home is better than where i am anyday. I make my way to the back of the bus despite rosa parks efforts to allow us to sit other places. The seats were finish. I was standing. with a 7pound laptop a gamecube box under my arm and dripping water. i breathed deeply counted to 10.. then continued to a hundred cuase 10 just wouldn’t do. put my bag and came cube on the baggage holder and whipped out my qtek and signed into msn and struck up a convo with a friend. I’m talking for about an hour on msn and i turned and took a look out the window we had traveled a dinctance which should take 5 minutes… Its gonna be a long night i realized Its now 7 and i’m getting weary.. eventually i get to the mall at 8.. i walked I was passing my barber shop. I rubbed my beard and said.. hmm why the hell not got a hair cut and got home about 9:30.

What a day..

Today i sit in my office.. still unable to complete a task i have been trying to do from yesterday morning. Still no access to upload the clients site. At this point all i’m saying is fuck it. I have made my attempts to get the information. I made it very public that I have been trying Therefore when the client calls i dont even wanna speak to em.. dont care how much money they lost dont care about anything …. FUCK IT.

Since morning i watched episode 21 of heroes. I’m liking this show more and more every week.. Sylar’s the man, misunderstood psycotic. Hiro needs to grow some balls man.. stop being such a bitch. Surresh is a genius who would have thought that he him self was a cure for a little girls desease.

ath the moment I’m listening to linking parks new album at the moment : Minutes To Midnight, my thoughts.. linkin park should stop it.. the album aint really giving me what i expected.. theres one song i like and its the one they did the single for.. clearly thats why its the single.

hmm.. what a week this seems like it’ll be.

So i thought maybe i’m just not a great writer like LR or the bull or something.. or maybe i just rant and ramble too much.. or maybe i’m not as odd as owen maybe thats why my commenting levels fell i mean i technically felt like i was blogging to me self with an occasional drop in from the bull or from enigma who apparently just check the url ftrom time to time

MY FRIGGING RSSFEEDS WERE OUT. enigma called my attention to it. i tried giving it the time of day but i just dind’t have the luxury at the time and then i forgot about it again.. i continued bloging then today in a comment Adrian pointed it out that uhhh.. your feeds dead mang.. so i being at home in bed with the notebook fixered it after tinkering with feed burner and the corresponding plugin for a few minutes it was done. so my feedss are back.. so start with the commenting allready… *shakes fist agressively*

its been a week adn 3 days.. technically 2 (will explain) since i’ve quit being late for work. Made a promise to my self that I intend to keep. Its really difficult being early when you live in portmore and you dont own a car to be honest, because the public transportation from there into town is disgusting. I’m sure you’ve heard many rants from me regarding that.. just search jutc and i’m sure you’ll pull up something with me cussing them n their momas and thei’r momaz momaz….

Yesterday i kinda messed up insteaed of waking up 5:30 i got up 6:10 my cellphone was off hence no alarm. I pull a sprint (prepare for work) dash to the bustop got out there roughly 7Am. Then began the waiting game. This game is only for the strong you stand under a shed like structure which they call… “a bus stop” and you wait untill one of the mechanical beasts come you put your hand out they stop and you board and pay for transport to destination….  the waiting game has no time frame it can start and stop at any point in the time space continuum. Yesterday i waited for nearly 1 hr with no success at boarding one of the mechanical beasts they call a ‘bus’. Intotal only 2 passed for my destination. One of premium standards.. huge cushy seats, air conditioning and no standing passengers…. or so it should be yesterday it had a standing row so obviously it didn’t stop at my bus stop they just drove pass.. i wouldn’t have taken it anyway because really standing in a bus.. and paying $100 for it doesn’t make sense.

After 1hr of the waiting game i made a phone call to the friend at work n asked her to inform my supervisor in not so many words that i’m not comming in today.. i turned around.. and screamed in side my self FUCK JUTC then walked home.

I would have been late if i wen tto work which would have broken my promise to my self so i guess all in all i just wasn’t supposed to go to work:)

ON A SIDE NOTE: SYLAR FOR PRESIDENT… HEROES EPISODE 20 MAD A ROADDDDDDD.. FIRE VERSUS ICE.. i wish i could see how that turns out but sigh.. the future isn’t supposed to be seen. Let us deal with the present.. Gambatte hiro soshite ando kun…. Gambatte

After watching heroes i proceeded to watch an old movie i acquired recently called Scanners. Sci-Fi based flick i remember loving but being creeped out by as a kid.. watching it yesterday made me think wtf.. they called this a movie.. they call that special effects… But for such an old movie it must a been good cause i watched it from start to end.

After scanners I proceeded to watch naruto movie 3.. Wasnt’ bad.. But its just another naruto movie if you know what i mean..

1. get assigned a mission by the hokage
2. Get to your misson
3. Protect the person at all cost
4. get your ass kicked by the enemy
5. naruto goes fox mode
6. kakashi does his.. sharingan thing
7. naruto uses a rasengan to defeat the enemy boss   ( this reminds me of goku and the spirit bomb)
8. Movie over

while watching all these movies i was moving animesynergy accross to its new server.. was elbow deep in sql queries.. had to move the tables manually :(.. but its finaly done and the site is back up. Photoja.net should follow suit today.

I’m looking at things in life form a different perspective as of lately. I realize that i’m a talentless loser. The reason for this has been deduced to be the computer and technology I started playing the guitar a few months back and it wasn’t going my way.. yknow what i did. i ran back to my laptop and say screw that.

I saw this vid of this kid shredding away like crazy and said that should be me.

I hope one day to be able to do something other than tech oriented stuff. sigh.. I think i’m gonna make a tshirt that says

computer engineered loser. I really have no idea what my talent is.. being good at IT and or programming isn’t really a talent either so i really dont know.

So i was told to take a look at the star which i barely doo. no dis to my company but the star is generally bullshit yknow. make up stories kinda vibe i get form it. but todays paper even if its a lie.. it just goes tos how you.. you gotta be careful now adays man.  She was really a he.. it hurts ma heart.. man dem turn gay and never even know it lol.. better ask for a birth certificate when you meet a new girl yaw man.. dangerous times we living in..