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Britney spears.. sore loser

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Recently pop artist britney spears shaved her head. I’m learning that reasons for this she’s going nuts over the thought of losing her children. So shaving your head will safe guard them…….. tatooing or writing 666 on your forhead and screaming you are the antichrist will definatly give you good favor in court you F4cking MORON. But wait theres more.. Try to kill your self.. Nothing says I deserve to have my kids live with me more than a nice double shot of suicide attempts.

This is what you need to do. Grow you hair. Rebrand your self and fix your public image and pull a modonna on the world “back better than ever” . Life’s tough normal people deal with it stop being a drama queen, pop star, spoilt child for a minute and really “live” deal with a situation know what i’m saying..

If you choose other wise go tatoo loser to your forhead and cry in a corner or something

School sucks.. I know…

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

Captains log.. stardate.. (how do you even read a startdate ne way).. its 5:43 pm on saturday and what am i doing finalizing plans for how i’m gonna spend the evening. .trying to pick which club i’m going to.. no.. I”m at school. on a saturday to meet with a group of people i dont necessarily wanna see on my weekends, but here i am non the less.

the motive of the meeting :

Business Communication II project - the court case. We’ve gotta act out a court case. do it like the real thing dress for the occasion and the works..

Then following that I gotta meet for System analysis and design. We got a project for that too. Develop an entire system. documentation, pseudo code algorithm representation for the actual code, system requirement specifications, supplementary documents process flow diagrams levels 2 - 0. Entity relationship diagrams about 2nd and 1st normal forms and a whole lot more stuff. The project they chose I’m not interested in. the language they chose I’m not interested in.. I”m completely disinterested in the entire thing to tell the truth but w/e gotta do what you gotta do plus development knowledge is limited where my groups is concerned and also where my time is concerned.. i do work after all.

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Of my people.. I am most time ashamed.. :(

Monday, February 12th, 2007

This stretches as far back as last week thursday i think.. february the 8th 2007. I’m in my cubicle coding away on a really annoying clients website. trying to patch some problems left by the last developer. so i hear people in my office luaghing. turns out they were listening to perkins online via go-jamaica’s power 106 stream.

The Caller “mr bleacher” was exhibiting his passion for bleaching (skin colour augmentation). Based on the attempt by the government (Portia simpson miller | no right honerable nothing as far as i’m concerned) to ban skin bleaching products. the man who is obviously a pnp partisan was furious with portia’s decision to ban bleaching. he thought people looked better when they bleached and had a cool complexion etc.. why not love your self for what you are you fucking moron.. but to each his own.

The man was obvoiusly an idiot. he stated 3 different claims all controdictory and ended each saying “yes this is what i’m saying i want”.

Now this morning i’m on a bus. The bus design requires passenger entrance from the front door and exit at the back. A man boarded and standed on the steps. He was told by the driver “sir you cyaa stan up de suh. guh roun”. The man got off the bus step and stood right beside the driver. On reaching his stop the man tried to proceed to the front door to make his exit, the driver however insisted that he goes to the back door. The man of course flips saying the driver had a problem with him since he stepped on the bus because he spoke to him about standing on the step and now he wont let him go t hrough the front door. For repremanding him for two actions which both were WRONG and for which the driver could get introuble for if seen by a supervisor or anything like that. The people on the bus joined the man in quarrelling about the fact that he would have to walk to the back of the bus to exit through the back door. The man went as far as saying if he didn’t have work the bus would have to stand there for hours becuase the only way he would come out is if he went through the front door..

DEDUCTIONS.. majority of the people here are morons.

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