This really kinda picked up my day. Figured i should share..

Maybe i’m just a geek lol.s

I found a really interesting article today.. that i just had to share. I’m sure i’m not the only guy that love saving womens lives. here’s a quick qoute you may read on if you like

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not

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The triumphant return of the ninja village of sky fluid.. Or so they thought.. I was caought off gaurd with its first attack of large liquid shirukens which gradual got thinner but still hit hard… The attack was carefully thought out.. hit the strong hold with enough shiruken till some break through (leaks).. and keep the feircest part of the attack for when the ninja’s leave the fortress.

On heading out to the hidden village on the edge of the water in the land of portmore I was under heavy fire.. but i managed to make it home… after battling the mechanical beasts.. along with the sand like people of starwars who fought to mount these said mechanical creatures. I stood at the mechanical beast feeding ground for about 2 hours waiting untill the time was right where i caught one off gaurd and was able to mount it.. many of the sand like people of starwars valiantly fought to get in.. Eventually we were off.. we road the beast all the way to the land of portmore.. where i dismounted it at this very odd looking contraption they called a “bus stop” ironically the sand folk also yelled the name of the thing.. and the beast came to a halt on hearing it.. how can this one phrase command an action. and be a thing at the same thing.. Powerful word in the land of portmore i assumed.

My journey was coming to an endhowever i had to cross the open lot of saturated soil.. the church yard and walk a few feet to get home. I got to my hidden hidden secret village at 7:00 pm after leaving the fortress of Work at 4:30.

What adventures await me today.

Really good advertisment. Love the concept. not bad cg either.. probably a very expensive ad campaign.

These guys got real talent wish i could do a fraction of what they doing here.. I”ld be so kool.. lol

The Flair magazine in the gleaner had a section.. Designs for real women. So after seeing the picture i started to question what is “real”.. what is this “real” we speak of. What does it entail, how does one act “real”. There’s no such thing as “real” is there. Because we all act based on socialization.. mental and behavioral programming passed down from our elders.
That and the fact that they basically took a fashion idea from one of the dumbest movies i ever saw in my entire life.. “Zoolander” staring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson. Derrick Zoolander (Ben Stiller) was chosen by Mugato to be the top model for his next fashion line “Derilicke” which really was just garbage put together to look like clothes.. with alll that said take a look at this chick looking somewhat sexy in garbage bags.

“real huh..” yeah… I can feel the realness of her apparel… (dumb ass fashion designers)

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Okay so i changed the theme i’ld like to know what ma readers think. negative positive or indifferent. I just installed vista on a notebook no i’m not selling out linux i just need to do somethings that i cant with linux sadly without lots of work and i dont have the time right now esp because of school. and now they’re enforcing a rule at work where you cannot be late if your late you lose money basically and i cant have that. therefor windows is a temporary solution untill ubuntu steps up a bit i guess. also i miss watching girls strip for me on their webcams.. i haven’t been able to use a web cam in quite some time no im client with that kind of support in nix at all. thing is windows is so boring. click click click thats all you do. there is nothing challenging at all.. but i gotta just deal with it for now.

anyway tell me what you think of the theme.

I”m feeling sick from being so tired.. schools gonna kill me.. anyway a friend sent this and it kinda woke me up from the laughter effect it had on me. check it out here

So i saw a friends msn name.. why do women shave their eyebrows off and then draw it back with a pencil… I thought.. and my only answer was.. dog they crazy people dog… I mean litterally thats just a small thing to say their crazy for. However women are nuts more time. Last week i’m at a friends house he’s having an asthma situation. and he calls his mom. can you bring me an inhaler his mom says get the number for the pharmacy in liganue.. he gets the numb and call her back and reads it off, her reply…. no no tthat one.. look for the one that goes xxx-0231.. so it occurs to us that she knew the number so wtf.. why ask to look up a number that you already know.. how odd is that.

women.. love em.. but ya’ll still nuts

So i’m at work in my cubicle.. doing ma work.. (yeh i work in a cubple see pic below)..

I got the urge to check my cam if the batteries were dead or what.. i checked indeed they were dead. i changed it and put the cam back on the table about 3 mins or less after tire screeching and then you heard it.. solid impact. I’m on the fifth floor so we all jet to the window to see whats going on.. couldn’t see nothing.. camera in hand i ran to the elevator and shot out of the building as soon as i hit ground floor.. ran to the accident scene and started snapping up shots like crazy. see pics below

now the reason for the accident is mr man in his mitsubushi galant just coulnd’t obey the traffic light and was trying to break through going something like 80 it seemed.. a car that was crossing the intersection at that point in time realized that the person wasn’t gonna stop braked up, the mitsubishi barely clipped the toyota corolla and spun 3 times before it was forced to stop by the gleaners parking lot wall.

thats about it.. dood came up to me.. (driver of the galant) so why you have to be taking pics of this.. i’m thinking guy do you see my ID.. do you see that building accross the road. what you know bout the G baby.. (gleaner) lol.. i never said it though ijust said.. its news sir.. we run a news paper after all.