Archive for the Stupid Stuff category

women are from venu… rubbsih they from belvue

Thursday, January 4th, 2007

So i saw a friends msn name.. why do women shave their eyebrows off and then draw it back with a pencil… I thought.. and my only answer was.. dog they crazy people dog… I mean litterally thats just a small thing to say their crazy for. However women are nuts more time. Last week i’m at a friends house he’s having an asthma situation. and he calls his mom. can you bring me an inhaler his mom says get the number for the pharmacy in liganue.. he gets the numb and call her back and reads it off, her reply…. no no tthat one.. look for the one that goes xxx-0231.. so it occurs to us that she knew the number so wtf.. why ask to look up a number that you already know.. how odd is that.

women.. love em.. but ya’ll still nuts

stupid people shouldn’ t drive

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

So i’m at work in my cubicle.. doing ma work.. (yeh i work in a cubple see pic below)..
my cubicle
I got the urge to check my cam if the batteries were dead or what.. i checked indeed they were dead. i changed it and put the cam back on the table about 3 mins or less after tire screeching and then you heard it.. solid impact. I’m on the fifth floor so we all jet to the window to see whats going on.. couldn’t see nothing.. camera in hand i ran to the elevator and shot out of the building as soon as i hit ground floor.. ran to the accident scene and started snapping up shots like crazy. see pics below

stupid guy crashes stupid guy crashes stupid guy crashes stupid guy crashes

now the reason for the accident is mr man in his mitsubushi galant just coulnd’t obey the traffic light and was trying to break through going something like 80 it seemed.. a car that was crossing the intersection at that point in time realized that the person wasn’t gonna stop braked up, the mitsubishi barely clipped the toyota corolla and spun 3 times before it was forced to stop by the gleaners parking lot wall.

thats about it.. dood came up to me.. (driver of the galant) so why you have to be taking pics of this.. i’m thinking guy do you see my ID.. do you see that building accross the road. what you know bout the G baby.. (gleaner) lol.. i never said it though ijust said.. its news sir.. we run a news paper after all.

MICROSOFT NETWORKS REALLY IS DEAD TO ME!!!!

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

So because this guy that did some graphics work for me had to send me some files and couldn’t remember my gmail acount (a real email service) he had to send it from msn messenger which automatically will send it to my hotmail account. so i open up the browser and type h and i saw nothing “o” still nothing and i realized. hmm from the time i got back my computer i never ever once went to hotmail.com or msn.com even. Then i realized apart from instant messaging i really have nothign to do with that whole network. I have segrated my self from ms in almost eveyr way shape or form possible and if i had the privilege to chose the operating system i’ld like to use on my work terminal without a doubt it woul be ubuntu linux or maybe suse.. (preferably ubuntu lilnux).. your really on the downfall microsoft.

Afternoon Drama

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

I’m heading home.. listening to some tunes on the iriver T30 “slipping falling i cant get up ayo i’m slipping falling (blaring sirens)”.. wtf’s going on.. sirens police cars swerving.. its a chase. some guy in a white toyoto corrola maybe 96. was kinda driving really wrecklessly, endangering the passengers of the vehicle as well as pedestrains. finally the police caught him infront of the jamaica teachers association (will the teachers ever get their raise… idunno) corprate credit union and kinda gave him the face check 1. 2. 1. 2. Yeh (tek box bwoy kinda thing).. then threw him in the van and drove off.

NO Red Money Right here rasta.. non a dat a blowow

Thursday, September 21st, 2006
image_00003.jpgno seriously people red money.. we have more interesting things going on for that to be the front page / cover story right.. things aren’t that lame are they.. in any event my take on the whole “we dont accept red money” ordeal is it really has no value. the jamaica dollar has no value i know people that say they dont keep any silver coins they rarely accept change in coins at all. so its no wonder the coins are on the streets on bus floors and so on.. so i say screw the red money.. just you wait.. pretty soon there will be a 50 dollar coin.. the jmd devalues every single day. my poor country..

Miserable failure

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Jah know its such a sad situation for George W Bush. I mean everybody hates him, Nobody trusts him and then this the google bombing of George Bush if you should search for the word failure or miserable failure george bush is bound to come up as the top 5 results take a look at this image i saw of him.. poor guy

Though under current affiars the google bombing of George w bush the miserable failure  actually began last year july 1, 2005.

You are a pirate :D

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

I was sent this link by a friend the other day and since then I can seem to get this stupid retarded song out of my head check the link and see it for your self linkage and remember

YOU ARE A PIRATE

Miss Jamaica Chat Day 4

Friday, August 18th, 2006

This was by far the most stunning of the go-jamaica miss jamaica chat sessions held. It was so hard to pick a favourite for the night. it kinda started off on a bad foot yes they were extremely late think they got in about 7:30 and we ended up leaving abotu 10:00 pm as a result but it was worth it :D oh yeh….

the ladies for last night i can remember thier names clearly

Gillian Taylor (haha tall slender cute and is apparently my long lost sister lol)

Renne Barrett

Lacian Roache (definition of beauty)
Now as soon as the three walked through the door i instantly gravitated towards Lacian such a beauty in all aspects the camera loved her by far she was the most photogenic of the group i digged that wasn’t hard for me to get shots of her at all, And everybody knows that gt likes him some dark chocolate (snicker :D)
Gillian was my second pic and after really sitting and looking at her i kinda had second thoughts about giving Lacian the girl of the night. Gillains personality was really nice, she was funny handled her questions asked in the chat really well always smiling (it looked and felt genuine).

Renne was a tough case in my book, not because of anything she did or how she looked but because of a preconception i had about her, there apparently was a change (the person’s picture that was displayed on go-jamaica and on missjamaica’s website was of another contestant so everybody was looking to see that person and was kind of shocked when she didn’t show up. turns out the person in the picture actually had a problem with her leg and chose to leave the pageant.

On The flip side though she did well, she came in and was kinda quite for the fist 15 minutes of the chat which i guess is expected as it was a new environment for her, soon after it was like watching a flower bloom before you eyes, she opened up there were smiles everywhere got really good pictures of her as well.

Most of the time i was kinda oogling (staring… yeh i was unintentionally but i did) lacian she really is a beautyiful young lady past model and all she really worked the camera effortlessly. other times i was kinda getting mezmerized by Gillian yeh its obvious where my preferences lay that particular night all three ladies were beautiful though i wasjust feeling 2 over the other. However i wouldn’t be surprised if Renne Won there’s something about her that just says Miss Jamaica i cant put my finger on it but as the concept that jamaica looks for she kinda fits it.

i’ll Post a few pictures of the ladies over the 4day chat later on this evening.

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